A Match Made in Heaven

Here's how it works:
Take one post natal woman, tired if possible.
Add one post nightshift man, these only ever come tired.
Deprive both of even more sleep.

You can imagine where this will lead, can't you? That's a whole week I've been home, and I'm still waking up bright as a button with the 4am feed, yet the last time I looked, my man breasts still proved useless to LL, so there is little point in being awake at this stupid hour. Then come 6pm, I can't keep my eyes open, just as BB and I should be having our rough and tumble time. I think this renders me next to useless as both father and husband. It seems my domestic popularity is similar to Gordon Brown's.

I fancy my chances of recovery better though.