Bloody iPhone

We won't forget Mother's Day 2010 in a hurry.

All started off as you would expect. MPLST got up at late o clock, having had some extra sleep as I sorted breakfast for the loons. Come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty average weekend around here.....

Anyways, mum got up having received cards and a little gift from her boys. Granny Babs and Grandad Terry came to visit today too, so being Mother's Day, I did the roast (just for a change!) So far, so good. No real drama to report.

Once the lads were bedded down for the night and we got back downstairs, we got to organising our evening. MPLST had to make a phone call, once she'd finished that, she asked "So, what are our plans for the evening?"

An innocent enough question you might assume. I am prone to throwing the odd left field answer to such questions though. "Mmm, we could watch TV......or, as the kids are in bed, you could get your gums around my plums." I even informed her that I had changed into more comfortable bottoms thus making said plums "more accessible." Let's face it, we were in the relative safe environment of our own living room at this point, and if a boy doesn't ask, he definitely is not going to get. And that's before the kids even come into the equation!

The problem on this particular occasion was that on completing her telephone conversation, she accidentally and unknowingly, dialled her mother who, it appears, judging by the laughter on the other end of the phone, witnessed the whole thing whilst trying to get our attention.